Goon's Gallery is a death cult.

Goon's Gallery is a death cult and we have 100% true factual FACTS. We have been doing extreme research into Goon's Gallery and have discovered they have shocking and horrifying rituals. They believe in Shriempek, a shrimp god who supposedly will save the followers of the cult. The shrimp god is glorified in their disgusting video here. They worship the false deity at The Temple of Worship to the Holy Prophet Shriempek, which is a temple located somewhere in Peru's portion of the Amazon Rainforest. Rituals they are obligated to take part in include the cucumber sacrifice ritual, where they sacrifice sea cucumbers by laying them down on the Holy Surface of Death and smash it with a discarded meat tenderiser they found in a dumpster behind an Arby's in Latrobe. They are also obligated to be blabtised in a vat of holy cocktail sauce, the shrimpnoptic gospels detail that Shriempek was blabtised by Jorn the Blabtist, originating the tradition. Other uses of the temple include hoarding weapons and downstairs they have a call centre that preaches the word of Shriempek all around the Earth, I think maybe Jupiter too. Upstairs is the residence of Goon's Gallery, (we have decided the person or thing behind Goon's Gallery is most likely to be head honcho of the cult) all official decrees take place here, Goon's Gallery makes a decree and declares it official and they solidify the decree into the Shriempegikal religious law. We got this information by sending our cunning INFO-WARRIOR out into the harsh jungles of the Peruvian Amazon to find the holy temple and pretend to want to join the cult, investigations are ongoing and more information will be available soon.